This card comes with an optional joke inside:
On the morning of Rosh Hashanah, Deborah went into the bedroom to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready to go to the synagogue,
to which he replied in a dull voice, “I’m not going.”
“Why not?” Deborah demanded.
“l'll give you two good reasons, Mother,” he said. “One, they don't like me, and two, I don't like them.”
Deborah replied in an exasperated voice, “I'll give you two good reasons why you must go to the synagogue.
One, you're 54 years old, and two, you're the Rabbi"